Nardwuar

Nardwuar (the Human Serviette) is a musician and interviewer known for surprising and shocking his interviewees with gifts and knowledge of their past.

On March 23, 2011, Nardwuar interviewed Lil B himself.\

In 1973, Nardwuar was formally indicted on charges of aiding and abetting the Watergate burglars on the night of the break-in, whilst returning to his hotel after an Aerosmith concert. Nardwuar currently eludes Washington and American Federal authorities to this day; though is suspected of currently hiding in Yoho National Park, British Colombia, Canada, according to some eye-witness testimonies. The American embassy and Royal Canadian Mounted Police are currently working on a co-investigation in regards to this lead.